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COLUMN: Joe Hawk
Sunday, February 04, 2001
Copyright © Las Vegas Review-Journal


Fan Duey Williams watches the Outlaws cheerleaders perform on Saturday during the first half of Las Vegas' game against the New York-New Jersey Hitmen.
Photo by Clint Karlsen.

XFL shows as much flesh as it does pigskin


Phantasmic, bordering on orgasmic. 

Let there be no doubt: "X" marks the G-spot in the world of professional football. Make that "X," as in the XFL. 

Vince McMahon's sexed-up, flexed-up new football league made its national television debut Saturday night -- live from Las Vegas -- and it was a heart-pounding, heavy-breathing success. 

If I do say so myself. 

From the buxomy hometown Outlaws cheerleaders, who showed even more skin than skill; to a booming, bursting pregame fireworks display that was hot, hot, hot; to a Jumbotron TV screen that literally put the 30,000-plus fans at Sam Boyd Stadium in the offensive and defensive backfields, this was everything anyone could have expected. 

And more. 

That's because the football was more than representative, more than competitive -- it was really quite good. Especially as played by the Outlaws, who jumped out to a 19-0 halftime lead over New York-New Jersey, then relied exclusively on their defense in the second half to win by that score. 

Las Vegas' defense held the Hitmen to 205 yards in total offense, allowed only one third-down conversion and kept quarterbacks Charles Puleri, Corte McGuffey and Wally Richardson off-balance and clearly off their game. 

While the Outlaws failed to score in the second half -- "inconsistency," coach Jim Criner termed it -- the offense did enough coming out of the glitzy pregame presentation to make up for it. 

Ryan Clement threw a pair of touchdown passes, and Paul McCallum kicked a pair of field goals as the Outlaws rode roughshod on the New York-New Jersey defense. 

"It was great football," said Las Vegas center David Diaz-Infante, who played on the Denver Broncos' back-to-back Super Bowl championship teams. "Of course, it's not the NFL. But there was a helluva lot of guys out there who could be playing in the NFL. There are a lot of reasons other than talent why guys aren't in the NFL. 

"If anybody says this isn't good football, I will tell you they don't know a thing about the game." 

OK, but just how good was the football. Criner said in the week leading up to Saturday night's opener that it would be the best level of football other than what can be found in the "N." 

While impossible to quantify the quality, Criner reaffirmed his contention in a postgame news conference that the "X" is better than anything you would find at the major college level. 

"Our team, especially in the first half when the game was very much in question, played real solid football on both sides of the line of scrimmage," Criner said. "I don't care what national championship team in college you would ever have, they'd have gotten run off the field tonight. They'd be nowhere near as good a football team. ... 

"The league does not have real depth at the quarterback position, but every other position on the football field you saw quality athletes who could run, hit, catch the ball -- do everything. 

"I'd hate to line up against our defense. I don't care what college you went to." 

That good, solid football would finally take center stage was amazing considering the electricity that led up to the opening kickoff. 

McMahon, the man who made the World Wrestling Federation a big draw among young males on Monday nights when ABC-TV's venerable "Monday Night Football" airs, came through on his promise to make the XFL something special. 

He used the same premise as with his supremely successful professional wrestling venture. He involved the fans in the production, from having cheerleaders dancing in the stands to TV announcers interviewing newly born, elaborately adorned Outlaw faithful to the broadcast team of Matt Vasgersian and Minnesota Gov. Jesse "The Body" Ventura calling the game from an open-air booth located amid the crowd at the 50-yard line. 

"It's great football, and it's great entertainment," Ventura said. "I was in full confidence in the product we were putting forward. This is football, and I knew it all along." 

McMahon, as expected, summed it up best: "I thought there was the right complement of sensuality. I thought there was the right complement of conflict. I thought there was the right complement of smash-mouth, hard-hitting football." 

Especially smash-mouth, hard-hitting football.
 
 
 










 
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